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By: Paul X

Your favorite writer has returned again, Paul X here again just for your own pleasure, hey you know as well as I do that I'm the man that makes this whole thing worth it. Just becuse those GCW bosses haven't booked a pay per view yet, it's down to me to talk about stuff from the past month and don't think I'm gonna bore you with crap written about GCW job boys, where the hell do I start? How about going back a bit to the women's division, yes we do have one of those, whatever keeps babes in thongs is alright with me.

I think the GCW screwed up, they should have promoted me and me alone to take care of the women, I've never had one complaint, instead, they hire this guy called Donovan Troi. Who's Donovan Troi? Damn good question but I'm not staff ring side, I'm staff here telling you all how you should think. I have nothing against Donovan Troi but it looks like Donny boy came in making one huge mistake, p*ssing off the people that works for him. Dazzlin' Debbie right away, is that smart? Does he know what it took to get her to return from Japan? Then p*ssing off the Women's champ, Mistress Payne? It got me wondering what qualifications it takes to actually run a division. Without being harsh here Donovan, but it's time you got to know your division, talk to them and find out what's going on here because although it's improves talent wise, organization wise, the bottom has fell out. It is good that these women are here and trying to make it a better division to rival the guys, but it takes more then a few broads who can get people cheering without showing their asses to make it work, just food for thought.

Maybe I'm being too hard on the guy, maybe he'll read this and change the way he does things. Maybe he will just ignore all the advice and the women's division will end up worse off, but I'm sure if the time comes where the GCW bosses decide that Troi sucks, then I have no doubt there will be a few willing to cease the power. Maybe Paul X himself will throw his hat in the ring.

X Rating on the new Women's Division: XX Improve fast!

The GCW has started to gain a lot of interest from the tag team titles, Before Miami Hurricane packed up his balls and left due to this war, he and Kolossus had a great chance at a push. Guess he really shot himself in the foot then, no pun intended. Kolossus Storm are by far the best team in the GCW and had the chance to fight with the Dudely's over the GCW Number One Contenders spot for the tag team titles, but it's seems Hurricane decided to leave his partner at the chapel. Looks like the storm now get in to the back of the line and that's a long line with other great teams around. The Dudely's have made it very clear they won't stop till they have the gold (Editor's note: This was written before an ASW match involving the tag titles and the Dudely's) and are good enough to take the gold away from them two pretty boys Perfect Dynasty. Who thought of that name anyway? Sounds like a Chinese takeaway to me but then again, people tell me that these guys are selling themselves short, well that's there loss, but with all the teams coming up for their titles, I doubt they'll have them much longer anyway. How can they call themselves great tag champs when they only defended once in about 4 or 5 months. Need I say more?

X Rating on the tag division: XXXX Almost a five, but I'm just not that generous today. 

People are calling for another title to be added and we all know why. All because they can't go and beat Rix Usher, or Chris Jericho, or Edge to get another title. Well I'm sure there are a few who could beat Edge if they had to, I think The Rock should kick his ass for taking the National title off him, but right now, that's not what I'm talking about. I might be going way out of my league with this idea to all these people who want a new title, but it really is very simple to be able to compete with these guys without having a new title. One simple word, IMPROVE! That's all you need to do. Look at a Jericho promo, look at an Edge promo, look at a Rix Usher promo and look for all the things they're doing that you're not. There is one guy that comes to mind right now, no names mentioned, who has been around these promotions for years and yet he still sucks as bad now as he did when I first saw him. Now there might be a few of you thinking I'm talking about you, so get your ass on the ball and improve.

X Rating on a new title: X Do we really need more gold to make someone improve?

Sometimes, places like the GCW get critized for copying others, well I'm gonna jump on that band wagon and critize too. Mine is aimed at two people, The Hurricane and The Rock. Now all of us that find time to watch WWE that we've seen those little skits with those guys making asses of themselves, then I switch on GCW TV and see the same thing, one word to discribe that BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORING! Time for some originality rather then the same crap we see on WWE Smackdown. Last time I checked, Craig Suchodolski wasn't Vince McMahon and Mark Ward wasn't Eric Bischoff, think about it.

X Rating on Hurricane/Rock skits: X. I said it before, I'll say it again, BOOOOOOOOOORING!

I'm gonna rabbit about one more thing, Rix Usher/Chris Jericho at the next pay per view. It's about damn time we had a new face at the top. Jericho has been a top guy for a while and with the Hot Stuff's and Damien Diamond's fading away a little, it's time for new blood spilling in main events. I actually think Rix Usher could be the next world champion here as strange as it might seem. He's an under rated talent who has beaten Damien Diamond, he has beaten Battlin' Ben and Spike to earn his shot at Jericho and he's being trained by "Hot Stuff" Mark Ward with the help of Jordan Williams and both Williams and Ward have met Jericho in one way or another so Rix has the biggest chance of his life. Don't screw up kid, it's a big chance against the best in the GCW right now. Jericho is no easy task and has that title for a reason, the reason that he has done all he said he has done. But nothing lasts for ever, maybe Rix can dethroane the King of the World.

X Rating on upcoming Usher/Jericho match: XXXX 1/2. Got match of the year written all over it.

Well you've now all read your favorite column, you can now all go back to your beer and pizzas. Look out for another one of my columns coming soon when I will be talking about the Pay Per View, Highway To Hell III, like a cold, it's very catchy. This is Paul X saying goodbye, remember if it's not X Rated, it's not worth reading.

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